doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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