OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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