I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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