The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The air was thick with penises
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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