You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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