Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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