But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
