I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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