You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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