He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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