Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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