Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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