I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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