where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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