scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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