He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
