I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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