Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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