doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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