do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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