I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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