Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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