Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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