The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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