I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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