He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Mom said you looked used
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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