: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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