her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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