Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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