Sponge bath it is.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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