I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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