There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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