How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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