I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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