Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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