After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
everyone is single if you try hard enough
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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