oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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