i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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