Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
