i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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