when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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