3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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