i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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