Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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