Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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