Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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