Sry I called you an 8
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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