Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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