i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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