I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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