i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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