he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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