He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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