So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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