So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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