is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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